There is a reason the 'Company Wide' email distribution group was locked down. Picking 7 groups from the list so that everyone will receive your email is still a violation. I can assure you that you are not above the law. FBIT.

sigh.

I have an excel spreadsheet and when I convert it to word to email it...it..looks weird. I guess my question is this, 'Can I email an Excel Spreadsheet?' FBIT.

Did you think this through?

No, resetting the company phone system did not cause you to lose service on your cellular telephone. FBIT.

Why are you making my job harder?

Why did you ask me to convert a PDF to a Word Document so that you can make edits if all you were going to do was print the document, WRITE edits on it and scan it back to me. You are making everyone's job harder. FBIT.

Seriously?

You washed your keyboard in the bathroom sink? With water? FBIT!

Can't be too careful...

You want me to burn this power point presentation to 2 CD's and put it on a thumb drive for you? Are you also emailing it to yourself? FBIT!

Are you lazy?

You want me to edit a Word Document and then print it to PDF? Are your fingers broken? FBIT!